The Fox Hole

Tuesday, February 05, 2008
08:50 by FoxTwo

Cute Life Partner Wanted. Apply Within

After seeing a few of these "personal ads" post, I thought I'd give it a try too...

Wanted, cute female partner. Apply by leaving comments

Must Haves:

1. Nice furry coat
2. Good teeth
3. Energetic

Must Not Haves:

1. Lousy sense of smell
2. Fussy about food

Don't Mind If Have:

1. Kids from a previous partner, as long as they aren't with her now

Don't Mind if Don't Have:

1. Money
2. Car
3. Credit Card
4. Own cage
5. Personalised peeing spot
   

Uh yeah, this want-ad is for my hamster.... what'd you think it was?!

Labels: humor, Humour, random

6 Comments in Blogger:

•  Min-tea @ Tuesday, February 05, 2008 8:59:00 AM  

  Your poor hamster! No life partner.

•  FoxTwo @ Tuesday, February 05, 2008 9:01:00 AM  

  Uh yeah, he doesn't get out much... *grin*

•  daphne maia @ Tuesday, February 05, 2008 9:39:00 AM  

  i meet all the requirements leh...
  
  i'm a hamster?
  
  haha

•  WishBoNe @ Tuesday, February 05, 2008 11:01:00 AM  

  Guinea Pig can apply?

•  FoxTwo @ Tuesday, February 05, 2008 11:26:00 AM  

  Daph - u got nice furry coat meh? :p
  
  Wishbone - err... dun think can, guinea pig too big... hamster one too small... think the guinea pig won't be satisfied... *grin*

•  69 @ Friday, February 08, 2008 10:47:00 AM  

  Maybe u should just get Dufus a fuck buddy.

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